GreatestRealEstateAgentintheWorld.org

No, I’m not a megalomaniac.
I do not believe I am the Greatest Real Estate Agent in the World. This domain name was purchased as an entry into the Greatest Real Estate Agent in the World SEO Contest back in 2008. Rather than dispose of this domain name  after the competition I kept it as my personal blog. I primarily use this site to complain about the world and promote website projects.

Spammers, don’t waste your time.  99% of the comments here are deleted and 98.5% of my personal post are spam. I am the only Spammer allowed on this site.

Broadkill Beach Real Estate

If your idea of a fun filled summer vacation spot includes amusement parks, open air bars with loud music or large crowds of strangers, Broadkill Beach Real Estate is probably not for you.  Broadkill Beach is one of the last truly quiet beach towns in Delaware. There is no boardwalk, no shops, no restaurants and no bars. You won’t find cotton candy or fudge for sale here. What you will find is unspoiled nature, peacefulness and serenity.  Broadkill beach is the perfect place to catch up on your reading, write a novel, photograph migratory birds or try your hand at fishing on nearly three miles of unspoiled undeveloped Delaware Beach. Real Estate in Broadkill Beach is still very affordable unlike the Southern DE beach towns. Lots & land within  a block of the water can be purchased for less than $100K & waterfront lots can be had in the $200K – $300K price range. Nice homes in good condition range in price anywhere from $300K – $1.2M.

BMW X5 Fan won’t stop after shutting off. Problem Solved.

Are you sitting in your BMW X5 with the keys out of the ignition and your interior heating/cooling fan is still running? Are you Googling “BMW X5 FAN WON’T STOP” trying to find a solution so that your battery does not die while you are at work for the day?

I was in exactly the same situation a week ago.

  1. My first thought was to pull the fuze for the fan except that the factory owners manual does not have any information on which fuses do what.
  2. My second thought was to disconnect the battery, but the battery is in the rear buried below the spare tire and a number of large tight bolts and the factory included tool kit does not have the proper sized wrenches.
  3. Third thought? Call the dealership. They told me over the phone there was no fuze to pull that would make the fan stop but they could pick up the car later in the afternoon and look at it. My BMW is out of warranty so I knew this would be a $500 + Solution.
  4. Fourth thought? Get on line on my smart phone and Google the answer. Google told me it was most likely a bad Final Stage Unit and by removing a panel near the passenger footwell I could disconnect the unit which would turn off the fan.

Google was correct. Luckily I had a leatherman tool on hand with a phillips head screwdriver. Two screws removed and I had access to the connector plug to disconnect the Final Stage Unit. After unplugging this connection the fan stopped.

Later that evening I did a little more research on line and found out this is a fairly common problem with the BMW X5. A quick trip to Ebay and I purchased a replacement for just under $100.00 There were replacements as low as $39.00 but they were not OEM.

Replacing the BMW X5 Final Stage Unit took less than 15 minutes.

BMW X5 Passenger FootwellOnly two Philips head screws needed to be removed to obtain access.

BMW X5 Final Stage LocationUnplug this connection and the fan will stop running.

BMW X5 Final StageHere’s what the new final stage looked like. Cost? About $100.00

BMW x5 final stage resistor old vs newOld Unit vs. New Unit.  Problem solved for now. Everything is running as it is supposed to.

10 Great Real Estate Websites

Austin Real EstateIf you’re looking for Austin Real Estate look no further than www.EricBramlett.com

 

Rehoboth Bay Mobile Home Park

When the average price of a home in Rehoboth Beach is still well over $500,000 and waterfront homes in Rehoboth Beach average over $1,000,000 what’s a middle class retiree to do if he wants a place at the beach?  Rehoboth Bay Mobile Home Park is the answer. You can have the same phenomenal bay views, epic sunsets and your own boat dock behind the house just like the millionaires for a fraction of the cost. Home prices start as low as $20K for a small cabin to $80K – $170K for homes sitting on premium waterfront lots. Don’t knock it till you see it in person. This ain’t your granddaddy’s trailer park.

Rehoboth Beach Vacation Rentals

Trying to come up with a new place to take the family on Summer vacation?

If you live on the East Coast near Baltimore, Philly, DC or VA why not choose Rehoboth Beach as your destination? Rehoboth Beach has some of the cleanest ocean beaches in the country, over a mile of pristine boardwalk, cotton candy, an amusement park, dozens of world class restaurants, a microbrewery, unique boutiques, outlet malls and a multitude of seasonal events and festivals. Rehoboth Beach Vacation Rentals are both affordable and in close proximity to many east coast cities. For the adventurous, kite boarding, ocean kayaking, surfing and skim boarding are popular. To the north and south of Rehoboth, fishermen can obtain surf fishing permits to drive their 4×4 vehicles on the beaches to easily reach the best fishing locations. With so much to do, Rehoboth Beach is a guaranteed family summer smile generator.

Search available homes for sale in Mirasol

With 36 holes of golf, a grand clubhouse, a 17,000 square foot sports & pool center and having been the host to PGA’s Honda Classic; the amenities of Mirasol speak for themselves. This real estate community is made up of 25 subdivisions and offers the best in country club living. To search available homes for sale in Mirasol, visit the website.For the golf enthusiast, buying a home in Mirasol of Palm Beach Gardens, Florida is unlike buying a home in any other golf community.

Aspen Real Estate

Winter is upon us again and I’m dreaming of Aspen Real Estate. My wife loves the beach, so we live at the beach but I love to Ski and the dry crisp air in the Colorado mountains.

Delaware Mobile Home Loans

If you are thinking of purchasing a Delaware Mobile Home in a ground rent community it can be difficult to locate a lender willing to write a mortgage on such a property. Most national lenders stay away from mobile homes on rented ground.

Matt Krimm with Americas Choice Home Loans however is happy to write Delaware Mobile Home Loans. You can reach Matt at 302 727 2569 or visit his website www.achomeloans.com/

Broadkill Beach Vacation Rental Homes

As a special thanks to one of my client’s who just purchased a rental property in Broadkill Beach I would like to send him a year’s supply of renters to occupy his Broadkill Beach Vacation Rental

Good Luck Bruce, If this site I threw together helps keep the Beach Rental House booked I would like in return, a case of Blue Moon beer and one week of use of the property for my parents in the off season.

Rehoboth Power Washing

As a real estate agent (and some say the greatest in the world) I highly advocate increasing your curb appeal to facilitate an expedient offer of sale on your residence. The cost of Rehoboth Power Washing done by Rehoboth Pressure Washing is far from exorbitant, in fact it may be the most cost effective curb appeal improvement a home owner can initiate.

I pity the fool who don’t Power Wash before putting their property on the market.

Milton DE Dog Boarding at Canine Cabin

If looking for Delaware Dog Boarding, Delaware Dog Grooming or Delaware Dog Training look no further than CanineCabinDE.com

Ron Paul ignored by major news networks

Congressional Pay, if I ran the Country

If I ran the country, Congressional Pay would be determined by the people of America at the end of each year based on the congress-persons performance.  The fact that they get paid whether they do a great or terrible job now  is ridiculous. What incentive do they have now to do what they said they would or try to make things better? They certainly get a lot of time off and benefits for life…

I look back to my time in the Military. I could do the bare minimum or work my butt off and the pay was the same. What incentive was there to really excel? On top of this you really had to screw up big time to ever get fired. This is the problem with government jobs. I only did 10 years in the Military. You know what benefits I get? None. I should have done a full 20 years, yet senators get benefits for life for only six years of service and not at some run down VA hospital.  In the House of Representatives they only serve two years.

As a self employed business person I only get paid when I sell something or complete a job to my clients satisfaction and I pay over $1000 a month in health insurance for a family of three.  Whatever happened to “They work for us?”

LA Times – Paul leads Palin and Romney in Republican…

http://www.ronpaul2012.com/

Windows Restore Virus | What a PITA!

Even with three different anti virus programs on my computers a virus seems to sneak through every year or two and wreak havoc on my system. It’s enough to make me want to get away from Microsoft products altogether and switch to Linux. Linux is not any more user friendly but there are not as many viruses written to attack Linux systems.

Luckily for me I have three computers on my desk and back up most of my important files to external hard drives.  When one goes down I have a few others to work on.

Enough rambling, on to the story.

I was sitting at my computer when a pop up window appeared on my screen.  It told me my system may be infected and started running multiple simulated system scans all the while throwing up additional alerts and warnings.

In the upper corner of the pop up it said Windows Recovery, but I’ve been around long enough to know this was not a genuine Microsoft product.  I went to the task bar to pull up the task manager to kill the process but the virus had disabled the task manager. I then disconnected the cat 5 cable to disconnect from the internet. The virus then shut down the computer. When it came back on every icon from the desktop was gone. I shut down and restarted in safe mode with the F8 key. I then went to Start -> Run, and typed msconfig, which allowed me to access the start up menu and disable a number of files I did not recognize from starting when the computer started.

The next step was to Google ‘windows restore virus’  There are thousands of other people have also been hit by this, and a handful of solutions. The good news was that the virus did not actually delete any of my files, the bad news is that all of my files were hidden and it would take the next two hours to locate them all.

Downloading and installing a program called Malwarebytes from cnet downloads got rid of most of the the Windows Restore Virus but I am still experiencing lingering effects and have not yet rid myself entirely of this accursed virus.  My next step is to delete all of the registry values the virus added.

I’m running:

  • Avast Antivirus
  • Avira Antivirus
  • AVG Antivirus
  • Malwarebytes

Even with the four anti virus programs and over 20 scans they keep coming up with additional viruses and Trojans that seem to go away for a scan or two and then come right back.

What a PITA! If I had to charge myself my hourly rate to fix this I’d be at $1200 and counting. I hope the creator of this Virus is caught and burnt at the stake. I’ll volunteer to light the first match.

Fenwick Real Estate

Q. How do you get a website to rank better for a particular search term?

A. You obtain a handful of links to it from other websites.

Fenwick Real Estate is an example of a page I am trying to promote. Currently it is not in the top 100 but after this post it should be.  If I can find enough friends to link to the page who also think it is a wonderful page about Fenwick Real Estate it may even hit the top 10.  The problem with promoting real estate pages is that they are all more or less the same. It’s not often a real estate site has great link bait or astounding content that can’t be found anywhere else.  How do you make a real estate page that will get noticed by the search engines? Create something unique that other real estate pages don’t have. Add a well written description of the community, include professionally taken photographs, try to come up with features that other real estate agents are not showcasing on their sites.

Pushing some Delaware Real Estate

Delaware Real Estate

Pageviews Skyrocket

Google analytics data shows my new Delaware Real Estate website went from a bounce rate of sixty down to twenty five. Pageviews are up from three per visit to over fourteen per visit and time on site has stretched from four minutes all the way up to twelve. I would call that a resounding success! The new site has only been live for a couple of days but leads have also doubled. Three months of hard work is starting to paying off. While Rehoboth Beach Real Estate, Lewes Delaware Real Estate and Millsboro Real Estate receive the most search traffic other areas such as Millville DE Real Estate and Milton DE Real Estate are  also producing quality leads.

Mobile Homes for Sale in Delaware

After two months of hard work I’ve finally finished my brother-in-laws new version of his website about Mobile Homes for Sale in Delaware. The old site still brought in a good number of leads but the technology was badly outdated and much of the content was also out of date. One thing I’ve learned about websites is that you should never write about how things are today if you plan on keeping the site up for years. Much of what is true today will not be true tomorrow. For instance if I typed that Gas cost $3.00 a gallon, It would no longer be true. While most people’s first thought is not “I really want to buy a mobile home” most people are surprised after seeing a beach mobile home community in Delaware.  These are not the slums you typically see on an episode of ‘My name is Earl’. Coastal Mobile Home communities in Delaware are more like summer cabins at the beach with resort like amenities including marinas, community swimming pools, club houses, athletic fields and many of these communities are located within walking distance to golf courses. If this sounds like something you may be interested in, please take a look at the new CoastalMobile.com

REALTORS® who Steal

Are you a Real Estate Agent? Do you hate it when other agents copy your website text or steal your photographs? I certainly don’t like it which is why I selected a keyword phrase without a lot of traffic ‘ REALTORS® who Steal ‘ and turned it into a page on my web site to call them out. It certainly won’t solve the problem of copyright theft but it gives me some happiness knowing that these real estate agents will now come up when anyone does a Google search for REALTORS® who Steal.

Libertarians call for permanent government shutdown

WASHINGTON – As elected officials put on a dog-and-pony media show about a temporary shutdown of small parts of the federal government, the Libertarian Party calls for a permanent shutdown of most of the federal government.

Libertarian Party Executive Director Wes Benedict said, “Just think how a permanent government shutdown would allow so many Americans to regain the blessings of liberty.

“Education would blossom as the Department of Education ended its War on Learning, no longer wasting our money and preventing educational innovation with one-size-fits-all centralized mandates.

“Job opportunities at companies big and small would multiply, providing opportunity and choice for American workers.

“The world would enjoy peace as we withdrew our forces from Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya. Our government spends almost as much on the military as the rest of the world combined. Millions of industrious men and women who work for the military and its contractors could be focusing on building up our economy, rather than tearing down others’.

“Crime would plummet as the government’s War on Drugs ended, no longer sustaining a giant violent black market and overfilling our prisons.

“The life of many poorer Americans would improve as welfare programs stopped, no longer trapping low-income families in an endless cycle of government dependency.

“All Americans would feel a huge burden lifted every April, as they were no longer required to wrestle with a byzantine and oppressive IRS.

“But most importantly, Americans would once again be free of unjust and unconstitutional violations of their unalienable rights.”

Benedict added, “We’re not talking about eliminating the federal government. We want to end all federal activities that are not authorized by the Constitution, and we want to cut everything else as much as we can. In 2000, the federal government spent $1.8 trillion. This year it’s expected to spend $3.8 trillion. Things are going the wrong way — fast.”

For more information, or to arrange an interview, call LP Executive Director Wes Benedict at 202-333-0008 ext. 222.

The LP is America’s third-largest political party, founded in 1971. The Libertarian Party stands for free markets, civil liberties, and peace. You can find more information on the Libertarian Party at our website.

Rehoboth Beach Zip Code – 19971

The Rehoboth Beach Zip Code is 19971

Ebay’s Resolution Center: A+

I buy and sell all the time on Ebay and I’ve been doing so for nearly 10 years. In over 300 transactions I’ve only had two go sour. One was a computer motherboard that was never shipped and at that time Ebay’s resolution center was not what it is today.  About two weeks ago I won an auction for a wireless microphone for my video camera.  These days most good Ebay sellers will have an item shipped in less than a week. Seeing as though it had been almost two weeks I logged into my account to check the status and I noticed the sellers Ebay account was no longer open and he had a ton of new negative feedback. Two or three clicks later I found myself at the Ebay resolution center page and within 30 seconds Ebay had opened and closed my case and sent me a full refund including shipping charges to my pay-pal account.  Way to go Ebay! It’s rare that I am so happily surprised by an online companies quick service. Now if they could just lower their sellers fees….

Wolfville Apartments

Woodsman’s Grove Residences in Wolfville Nova Scotia offer luxury living at affordable prices. These Wolfville Apartments are located in an area of Nova Scotia know as the Annapolis Valley. Woodman’s Grove Residences are less than 3km from Acadia University making them perfect for young professionals and University employees.  The town of Wolfville is situated along the Bay of Fundy and experiences the largest tides in the world with a difference of 15 meters between high and low tides. For more information pertaining to Wolfville Apartments for rent please visit the Polycorp website.

Milton DE Real Estate

The area that would later be known as Milton Delaware was founded in 1672 by English colonists but not named Milton until 1807. The town is situated along the broadkill river which connects to the Delaware Bay and the Atlantic Ocean. Milton was well known as a ship building center in the 1800′s. Farming has been the other mainstay of the community and continues to be to this day. Milton DE Real Estate features Colonial and Victorian Architecture with many homes on the federal register of historic properties. By the 1970′s much of the town had become run down but the real estate boom of the late 1990′s and early 2000′s turned that around and a large percentage of the homes were restored to their original grandeur. Today the town of Milton Delaware looks like a Norman Rockwell portrait. Recently a craft beer company named Dogfish Head moved into town and built a good sized brewery. The companies owner, Sam Calagione has a TV show on the Discovery channel called ‘Brew Masters

Delaware Blue Hen Apparel

If you are looking for licensed Delaware Blue Hen Apparel give Tim West at Image Marketing Inc. a call.

Located  at 5 Warner Road Elkton, MD 21921 Image Marketing Inc. offers a number of services including Delaware Screen Printing, Licensed University of Delaware Apparel,  custom embroidery, sign design and promotional products.

Tim can be reached at 302-838-7090

Natural Soap. A company is born.

The Natural Bar Soap Company was founded by siblings Michael Brown and Erin Lee. What began as a Thanksgiving visit, quickly turned into an entrepreneurial brainstorming session after Mike used a handmade soap in Erin’s powder room. While other family members used the holiday weekend to visit, Mike and Erin discussed the possibilities of marketing Erin’s natural soap, which she had been making since college. After months of research, and countless hours of computer work, http://barsoapnatural.com was born. Originally featuring only 15 kinds of soap, The Natural Bar Soap Company’s selection as well as their community presence has grown. They now participate in numerous craft festivals and their presence on the internet continues to grow. Just a few of their current selection of over 30 unique olive oil soap blend varieties includes beer soap, carrot juice soap and green tea soap.

Choosing natural ingredients over synthetic ones is an adventure in itself, according to Erin. Adhering strictly to her self-imposed “Natural Only” rule, she creates soaps she loves to use and share with others while limiting herself to raw materials that have their origins in nature. This means no synthetic fragrance oils, and no artificial hardeners or preservatives. Her customers appreciate that only ingredients found in nature, such as Bulgarian Lavender Essential Oil and Unrefined Shea Butter are found in her natural creations.

Being a family owned and operated business, Mike and Erin rely heavily on their family and friends when promoting their products. “They’ve really helped our company to become a success, by using our soaps, suggesting new ones, providing frank feedback, and talking about our soaps with their friends,” says Erin.

In addition to their regular soaps, The Natural Bar Soap Company also offers seasonal soaps with whimsical names like Drunken Punkin’, and several that appeal to children. Their goal is to create soaps that embrace the vast offerings of mother nature, and also to be a destination shop for people searching for unique, inexpensive and useful gifts. “In these tough economic times, Natural soap is an affordable luxury that can be enjoyed by everyone,” says Mike.

You’ll find The Natural Bar Soap Company’s soaps at http://barsoapnatural.com.

How to Lift a Jeep?

No, we don’t mean how to steal one, we’re talking about installing Jeep lift kits to allow greater articulation, taller tires and greater obstacle avoidance. Lift A Jeep was created as a one stop source to answer all of your questions pertaining to what size lift will work best for your application and what Jeep Lift manufacturer makes the best products. The site is full of 100% unbiased product reviews. If you are a newbie to Jeeping you should make LiftAJeep.com your first stop before purchasing any upgrades.

Updated WordPress from version 2.3 to 3.1 lost a couple dozen posts

I’ve been meaning to upgrade this wordpress install for over two years and I finally got around to it today. Unfortunately in the process I lost a couple dozen posts. Fortunately none of them were very important. This blog is host on a Godaddy server which I DO NOT recommend. There are both less expensive and significantly more user friendly solutions out there. Basically every post from 2010 and early 2011 were lost. That’s ok because 2010 sucked, maybe Godaddy somehow knew I really wanted to delete 2010 from my memory?

The New BWBEACH.com has been launched.

It’s been a busy month at AMPS211. Eight sites released and another ten are in the works as well as deals with other brokerages in  Northern Delaware.

I am not only a web developer but a real estate agent as well.  Our new Sotheby’s International Realty template websites are so good I’ve decided to replace my aging personal site with one of them. bwbeach.com was re-released with a new look and enhanced functionality on January 20th 2009. The site is geared towards promoting the following communities in Sussex County Delaware:

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